Dear Dr Phil

Anonymous:  Dear Dr Phil my partner is easily distracted and forgets ‘conveniently’ to wash his smelly wetsuit. How do I get him to remember to do this simple task.

Dr Phil: Well anonymous, if you give him an ‘incentive’ he will do anything for you….if you know what I mean….??

 Anonymous: If I were to tell my beloved partner that if he doesn’t make more of an effort he will never feel the pleasure of an ‘incentive’ again do you think he will respond?

Dr Phil:  Well anonymous I see your point, as I’m sure your beloved does as well, so I am sure he will do the right thing and do as he is asked!!   (Love you sweetie)

Anonymous: Dear Dr Phil I cook my partner beautiful meals every night but he conveniently forgets to do the dishes. How do I get him to do the right thing?

Dr Phil:  Well Anonymous have you given him an ‘incentive’??

Anonymous:  Dear Dr Phil, if I were to suggest to my partner that I could remove his ability to have children do you think he will respond?

Dr Phil:  Well anonymous I see you point as I’m sure your beloved does as well, so I am sure he will do the right thing and do as he is asked if he ever wants to eat or have children again!!  (love you Lynn)

Well folks that’s how easy it is to have your problems solved by Dr Phil so don’t be scared and send me an email so I can solve your problems.

Email to: ecphila@bigpond.com

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